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Well this one for me the whole year that I have been working, tops all others. I cleaned a funeral home a few months ago. They were thrilled with the work that did and I expected to hear from them again, well I did. Yesterday. The director called me and said that she had some sort of an emergency. There was a long awkward pause. She then said that she had to have me come in as soon as I could. I couldn’t come right then so I asked her over the phone what exactly happened. Apparently, there had been a family hold a service and during which, they sacraficed a chicken. 😯 Yup, the chicken ran wildly through the chapel and viewing room, I assume headless, and left blood spots all over the floor. Anyway, it all cleaned up excellent, I didn’t even have to use my blood remover. She thanked me over and over and told me that I was awesome and would tell everyone about it. 😀 I went home feeling great and once again like a hometown hero 🙄
So tell your story, I am sure there are some real whoppers out there.Bruthus! Great story! Sometimes I feel like the chicken, but I’m glad most of the time I feel like the hero! Thanks!
Can’t top that story! But there is no doubt in my mind that Heavens Best did the job justice! Nice work
Keep on Cleaning!
Nope . . . can’t top that one either. Good story.
Are you sure this isn’t just another halloween story? This almost sounds to good.
The moral of the story is… If you want people to remember your life instead of your death (and funeral) don’t request a blood sacrifice at your funeral.
Truly a great story!No, I assure you that this is not just another Halloween story. The family is Mong and have done many things during other services. However, according to the director, they have never tried to pull this one over her. She said that they may have to start charging a cleaning deposit.
I posted my weirdest story not too long ago about cleaning up a Gimsbock piss. It is an African Antelope type of creature. Very pretty though. Saw here again the other day. Very big now. Apparently, the pet enzyme can clean Gimsbock pee. So, there it is again. My weirdest yet.
Mike Nowlin
This place is a wildlife ranch. They entertain, do weddings, petting zoos, etc. It’s mother died, so the owners of the ranch had to raise it and it ran about the house, peeing everywhere.
Mike Nowlin
We need to get James Keenan to get on here and post his story. Granted it won’t top the sacrificed chicken, but it is pretty good. Several sq. ft. of finger nail polish spread around that he got called to clean……
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