Most of the time I feel the business is pretty routine and I don’t get much in the way of surprises any longer so when I got a call a couple of days ago from a guy who said one of his animals got loose and made a mess in the house I did not think much of it and just went ahead and scheduled him. Well today I show up and find out that the animal in question was a COW!. The homeowner has a sliding glass door to the patio and then another one leading into the family room. They had just completed some touch up painting and decided to leave the doors open to help it dry quicker and then they left for lunch. Well the neighbor has a few cows and for whatever reason the cows decided that it would be a good day to knock the fence down and when the homeowner came home a cow was standing in the family room and of course decided this would be a great place to take a dump. So whenever you feel like you have seen it all and nothing will surprise you on the job just wait you might be surprised!.
I once had a free range house chicken I had to clean up after. It cleaned up relatively well. still had that chicken coop odor to it, but it looked good!