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    tx45
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    Merry Christmas. Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa and New Years everyone. Remember to do a good deed and share in the gift of giving excellent carpet cleaning service that is. 😀

    #151181
    Anonymous
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    Thanks Ammon!

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all Heaven’s Best operators and HQ staff!

    Mike

    #151182
    Larry young
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    In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and Passover holidays. He decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
    The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the long passionate presentation by the lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and declared, “Case dismissed!”
    The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, “Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah… yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!”
    The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, “Obviously your client is too confused to even know about, much less celebrate his own atheists’ holiday!”
    The lawyer pompously said, “Your Honor, we are unaware of any such holiday for atheists. And, just when might that holiday be, your Honor?”
    The judge said, “Well it comes every year on exactly the same date—April 1st! Since our calendar sets April 1st as “April Fools Day,” consider that Psalm 14:1 states, ‘The fool says in his heart, there is no God.’ Thus, in my opinion, if your client says there is no God, then by Scripture, he is a fool, and April 1st is his holiday! Now have a good day and get out of my courtroom…”

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    Anonymous
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    Sheri and I want to wish all of you a very Merry Christmas and a happy new year. We are so glad that each of you are part of this business.

    #151184
    CO11
    Participant

    Patrick,
    I loved the story about the judge. Hope everyone has a Merry Christmas.
    Jamie and Lisa

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