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Hello everyone out there in HB dry land!!!

Things have gotten a bit soggy in this part of the country as of late and I am offering my services to any other HB operator in the country. It’s kinda hard to clean carpets that are under water unless your one of those companies that can suck a golf ball thru a garden hose… (I know Ferris has one of them fancy “water sucker” thing-ies that he claims works pretty good but I think the situation around here might be a bit more than those “do-hinkies” can handle.

I’m offering my services for as long as the water is running down my street or whenever the republicans retain office again whichever comes first.

My gracious wife will also come along free of charge as she will be driving the pickup pulling the camper trailer for which will contain all that we have left plus our 3 dogs. (The beer will be in my work van) I’m asking you to provide the nessessary trailer hook-ups in your driveway during our stay with you. It would be great if we could use your washer and dryer also…. We need at least 30amp service so we can run the airconditiner. A dumping site would be nice as the “black water” might get a little high after a while…. We will provide the little pink plastic flamingo’s.

Our three dogs are great companions. 2 are pretty old tho… They don’t do much anymore except lay around and pass gas under the dinner table… The younger one is the brat… She’ll just smile at you before she bites your leg… Our local sheriff will even testify to that…

Anyways… We are currently still above the water line at this time but as soon as the city mayor pulls his finger out of the hole we’re doomed…

Any takers out there can reply on this medium

Thanks to all….

Don